Public Masturbation Secrets

Sun, 07/08/2012 - 14:33 -- kylerichtig

Public sex is taboo. Public masturbation is more taboo than couple's sex. This may have to do with one's ability to control his or her self is of paramount importance over couple sex, as masturbation can happen any time.

Be sure to keep your public masturbation a secret. You do not want every one to wonder if you have gone off to masturbate every time you leave the room!

At the office

Masturbation at the office is best accomplished when private bathrooms are available. This is still true as long as the stalls are completely sealed/private. What better way is there to shake off unnecessary work stress or bad meetings than free masturbation? If you have a private office, over the clothes masturbation is acceptable. You never want to be the person caught with their genitals out at work.

In the bushes

Sneak into the bushes of your local park. Make sure you do not do this near a playground, as it may lead to prosecution/and or psychologically scar an unsuspecting child at play. The type of park suited to masturbation may include botanical gardens, forested areas and trails. Be sure to keep your visual and auditory senses alert.

In the parking lot

Simply park your vehicle as far away from the building as possible. This will have the most ample parking, and the least amount of spectators. The advantage to masturbation in a vehicle is the visibility. You can see others approaching with windows and mirrors, but they cannot see what your hands are doing. This same technique can be applied to roadside masturbation. Simply park your car at the side of a very busy highway. The likelihood of someone stopping to assist you is low.

At the restaurant / bar / club

The bathroom is always an option, which is true at any venue. Specific to the restaurant / bar / club, find a booth that is farthest from the dance floor. Sit at the wall end of the booth. Cover your lap with your coat and have at it. If your partner is interested in some fun, sit at the open end of the booth with your partner at the wall end. Turn your body inward to the booth. Your partner acts as the lookout.

Public masturbation is a great way to blow off some steam. Consider how many other people have access to the same area before you begin masturbation. Carry hand sanitizer for less savory enviornments.

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Kyle Richtig

Kyle Richtig is a Canadian writer of foundry pushing poetry and fiction. He is certified in personality assessment and sees sex as an endless buffet of options. Check out more about his projects at kylerichtig.com