Sexy Christmas Presents Gone Wrong

Sexy Christmas Presents Gone Wrong

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 15:03 -- zena

Christmas is one of the best holidays of the year. Why? Because of many reasons but honestly, I only have two favorite parts in the said event. One is the eating and the other is the gift giving. But not all presents that we receive are exactly what we want. Sometimes there are also some presents that we don't want. So, here's a list of some Christmas presents that some people might think are sexy but are actually wrong in so many levels.

First on the list is something that might be funny to some but offensive to others. Any gift that has something funny printed in front or at the back might be a good gift to you but have you ever thought how the person you are going to give it to receive it? Giving a woman a shirt with a statement that says I'm a Ho-Ho-Ho or I'm Santa's Favorite Reindeer isn't exactly sexy nor flattering. It can be a bit insulting. What a sexy sex toy? Well, not all people are open to these things. If you really want to give one to someone, make sure that you are close to each other to the extent that you know this person intimately.

There are those that we call inappropriate sexy presents. These presents would make people cringe than grin. Some who unwrap it might even leave them red in the face. Such presents include lingerie, a two piece or a male thong. Probably one of the most staple parts of Christmas gift giving is the whole re-gifting of presents. Giving away a sexy gift to someone else because you don't like it is just wrong. If you didn't think it was sexy enough, why would you bother re-gifting it? You will just end up embarrassing yourself.

Lingerie is sexy for women but mangerie is only sexy if it isn't shameful. Sure, the festive season encourages us to put some effort into our gift giving but when you buy something to wear for your partner, make sure it is a good one. You want them to like it so that they will wear it and not just look at it. Giving your man some novelty underwear is fine but it depends on what kind of novelty underwear you end up giving him. I don't think your man would appreciate a giant candy cane mangerie. Think about it. Art is a good present but erotic art might be a bit too out there. If your partner isn't exactly keen on something like this then better not give him/her one. Same goes for other people that you know.

Gift giving is one of the best things of Christmas so why ruin it? Imagine how would you feel if you got a present that you didn't like on one of the best days of the year? Wouldn't you feel sad too? Be a better gift giver. Stop being the Grinch or the scrooge this Christmas. You know you can always do better next year.

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Zena Alethea Teofilo

Zena is an online English teacher. She enjoys writing and drawing during her free time. She writes many different articles and stories every day. Some are erotic in nature while others are informative. Writing for this website has opened her to a new world of possibilities. She is happy to share her thoughts and opinions about many things in life. She just hopes that many people are satisfied with her work for she aims to please.