Sexual Positions for the Holidays

Sexual Positions for the Holidays

Fri, 12/21/2012 - 15:18 -- zena

Christmas is less than 5 days to go and everybody's busy. From shopping for Christmas presents to decorations to food for the holidays, name it almost every person has done it this Christmas. Christmas is a time of giving. Have you already thought of what to give your partner this holiday season? Whether you are with someone new or someone who has been with you for a long time, why not try making Christmas extra special this year? How? Well, how about relieving some stress through a little sexy time? Did you make it to Santa's nice or naughty list? That doesn't matter. For these Christmas sex positions are here to make you both feel nice and naughty at the same time.

First on the list is what we call Jingle Balls. If you are a man who wants to surprise his partner with some “yummy” action this Christmas then here's the position for you. This can be done either before, during or after intercourse. If it is done after intercourse, it becomes the dessert after the main course. Don't be surprised though if the cycle repeats itself. Basically, you walk to the kitchen and make sure to frost your balls as well as your “candy cane” with some red and green frosting for Christmas cookies. Make sure to do it right and make it appealing to your partner. This will ensure some extra-intense tongue action so be prepared. If you love to be licked and sucked at the same time then ‘Jingle balls’ is the position for you. Caution: Might get dirty in the end but isn't that the point of all this?

This will ensure some extra-intense tongue action so be prepared. If you love to be licked and sucked at the same time then ‘Jingle balls’ is the position for you

We all know that Christmas is a time to rekindle relationships with your loved ones. This is why everybody's incredibly close during this holiday. So close that it becomes difficult to actually remove yourself from their presence to have a little sexy time. So, this year, why not indulge with a little bit of silent quickie? Yes, you heard me right. Next time everybody's engaging into some exciting holiday fun, why not arrange a secret rendezvous with your partner instead? Christmas dinner is the perfect way to do this. By excusing yourselves separately in the middle of dinner. Make way to the nearest available bedroom and indulge in a little silent quickie. Easier said than done. Caution: Make sure to lock the door of the bedroom that you will be occupying as you might not be the only couple in the family who has thought of this idea.

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be stuck in a cramped area, all sweaty as lust exudes both you and your partner? Well, if you haven't tried having some sexy time under the sheets then here's a sexy twist to it. This Christmas sex position combines stockings and sex. Imagine her or perhaps a pair of strategically ripped stockings then slip together inside a sleeping bag. You can take it from there. Engage in different sexual positions allowable for both of you inside the sack. Pretend that you are both in a Christmas stocking and things are getting heated up. After a while, you might get a feel and smell of something burning. Yes, it is because of the friction that you are causing. It is up to you whether to proceed with it or not. If you don't mind the burnt skin then go ahead and jingle all the way.

As things continue get heated up, slide your fingers into her “cookie jar”

If you are a fan of going to the backdoor then why not do it gently and in style this year? I'm sure you have heard of a whole lot of chimneys this holiday season but why not give a little spin to the word this time? If you want to make this position extra fun, why not wear a Santa costume and then with with her lying on her neck facing you, give her a little anal pile driver. Caution: Do it gently though as you might be getting too into it which might leave your lady love seeing reindeer.

Nothing beats some milk and cookies this holiday season. Why not put a little more sexy twist to it this year? Prepare that warm milk while she gets comfortable near you. Start with a little lip locking then some fondling action before pouring some warm milk on her breasts as you suckle her. As things continue get heated up, slide your fingers into her “cookie jar”. This is foreplay with a whole new meaning to it. Caution: This can lead to something more so in a way this is the appetizer to the main course so be ready.

Why not try to become a Secret Santa this year? This sex position involves a Santa mask and suit and a blindfold. Setting up the encounter does the trick. Make sure to make the air of mystery present if you want this to work. Tie her up and blindfold her. This will add to the the thrill of it. You can then dress up in a Santa costume and get down to business. Once everything is done, you can take off her blindfold and let her see who her Secret Santa is and what her Secret Santa wants to do with her this night. Caution: Be the Secret Santa who will exceed her expectations. Don't be a let-down.

Lastly, fireplaces are romantic places to do it. Settling to cuddle in front of the fireplace while Christmas songs play in the background. Look at her with lustful thoughts in mind and then take it from there. While she's on the floor on her back close to the fire, why not press her breasts together while you thrust your penis between them. Caution: Just make sure to be far away from the fireplace while both of you climax because cinders are dangerous. They can be unpredictable and unforgiving.

Look at her with lustful thoughts in mind and then take it from there

It is best to work your way through all the Christmas positions to know which one is the best for you and your partner. Just do yourself and your partner a favor and remember that gift-giving doesn't have to actually include real gifts. They can be figurative as well. So, why not make your gift giving extra special this year?

Zena Alethea Teofilo

Zena is an online English teacher. She enjoys writing and drawing during her free time. She writes many different articles and stories every day. Some are erotic in nature while others are informative. Writing for this website has opened her to a new world of possibilities. She is happy to share her thoughts and opinions about many things in life. She just hopes that many people are satisfied with her work for she aims to please.

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