Ladies' Confessions

In my 4th year in college I ran out of money and I needed to pay rent. My roommate was a stripper who did private parties. She had a 21st birthday party coming up but she got the stomach flu the day before. Instead of cancelling she asked me if I wanted to cover for her. I knew that she did more than strip at these parties, but she assured me that if I wanted to, all I needed to do was dance to a few songs, strip and give the birthday boy a lap dance. It was $400 which would have easily covered rent, so I figured why not.

This story is about playing the WiiFit with some male friends. I am going to assume that you guys are familiar with it and know what the games are. It’s been a few years, so I am going to recount the story as best as I remember it. This story ended up being super long because I tried to fit in as many details as I remembered. I broke down into 5 parts.

In college I started playing poker. It was really popular at the time and was a fun thing to do in the middle of the week. We’d meet at a friends apartment and play for a few hours. Each person would put in $10, so it wasn’t like there was a lot to lose, but if by some chance I won it was a nice bit of money for the rest of the week. We played fairly regularly and I was very good, or very lucky if you hear it from the guys. One of the guys, lets call him Brad, would complain often that I was winning due to luck rather than skill.